The Maze of Xunthal’s Tower

All our time, spent looking for the tower

Iskander honing his powers

We couldn’t see the town (see the town)

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Then through maze, standing in front of a gem pool

Gunx runs on water like a damned fool (like a damned fool)

Keep it century in the maze, the pool, the fight,

Pray inspiration for your punch, The Cunts, your might

Don’t care from whence these creatures came, ’cause now they’ll die

It’s ’bout to be the lobster boil we’ve been dreaming of

The maze of Xunthal’s Tower

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Saw crustaceans come toward me

Soon I’m drowning in the dark

From the depths I saw Jorad’s necro flow

As Brick slashed one to sushi roll

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And if Tolarin never came for me

I might’ve drowned in the water filthy

Swore revenge for me, Doomspawn and Brick

As I dropped below the surface

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Sinking down, I saw Doomspawn take a beating

Brick in plate armor retreating

Now I could see The Cunts (see The Cunts)

All at once, Gunx threw a flurry of unarmed strikes

To save his friends from the Maze of Xunthal (Maze of Xunthal)

Keep it century ‘neath the pool, grappled, confused,

Pray inspiration for the staff or sword you  choose

Don’t care from whence this creature came, ’cause now it’s ours

Send it to the seafood buffet it’s been waiting for

The Maze of Xunthal’s Tower

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Double cyclopses on a goat farm

In Xunthal’s Maze they meant no harm

Contest of boulders tossed won by Gunx easy

Rewarded with a gem and glee

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And further into the maze (Xunthal’s Maze)

Cunts lingering in purgatory

Surrounded by armors made of plate (plate), on plinths (yeah plinths), with swords (big swords)

Pulling us to the unknown

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Come to life, approaching with unknown power

We’re just looking for the Tower

Now we’ll fight them all (kill them all)

Gunx’s fists, sending one suit to it’s grave and

My insult caused the same fate in Xunthal’s Maze (in Xunthal’s Maze)

Keep it century on vambrace, pauldron, and greaves

Pray inspiration for your voice, your team, your vibes

Don’t know why you duplicate, each time you die

The Maze of Xunthal’s Tower

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Blood gems in inventory

Perhaps they possess the key

Done drowning and being cleaved

Sundial still mocking me

Doomspawn gone like memory

Appears gems were the key

Tired of wand’ring aimlessly

Nope, Sundial still mocking me

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All this time, Iskander up in his tower

Cunts deal with teapots of power

Stone walls all around, ’til teapots broken down

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Now we’re dodging a maul (we’re dodging a maul)

Late in the fight, Brick dug us out with a save and

Gave my pocket a jade of the Xunthal Maze (Xunthal Maze)

Keep it century through the hedge, ar-cane cir-cle,

Arriving anxious in our band, The Cunts, our vibes

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Dead woman don’t know where she’s been, we’re here, we’re fine,

It’ about to be the endless fight we’ve been dreaming of

The Maze of Xunthal’s Tower