Once, I was playing lyre in the Golden Tank
Horn blast warned us too late, Skyreach floats ‘way
Wyverns race us high, to covered gate
Mist, shroud & fog, we rest to meet our fates
Wake and feel how this castle’s floating ’round
And watch Tol’rin sneak to ogres looking down
And they don’t want to start none
Gunx will just ground and pound
They don’t wanna know us now
Once, I was tower top for an ambushing
Jav’llins fell from my hands, ogre was not lucky
Tol’rin fell brave, Brick strode in too far
Jorad held a grudge ’til cunts tore them all apart
Opened door fell down dead, the cunts wouldn’t stop
Last thing heard was Drake’s yelp, Gunx breaking gargoyle wing off
Lying on the floor prone, ensures I am no threat
Ice wall comes down Brick slashing as the Red Wizard leapt
And I sense Doomspawn heal as castle’s floating round
And I sense all is darkness, confusion abound
And you don’t want to start none
We will just take you down
Rezmir don’t wanna know us now
Stone Giant friends watch our day end
Phalanx of ogres just starting their day
Treasure glows from ‘neath icy floor
Look to the ceiling comes a monster
White dragon breath as we ponder our fates, poly save is lame
Radiant ogres showing they hate me
Not wanting them to slay me
My body being iced down
Watch as the cunts send foes to ground
White dragon turns to flee
Doomspawn thaws my prison down (won’t let me down)
And castle’s crumbling down
Blagothkus gonna know us now
Pompous Glathokus at wit’s end
Doesn’t know how he ended this way
Cultist’s in his Keep treat him like a curr
Looking to The Cunts to be his savior
Now we’re climbing as icy tower awaits, hear a crack call my name
Gunx and Jorad high above me
Vampire ladies want to date me
Climb ice, shit’s goin’ down
Brick’s girlfriend is looking for some ground and pound
And she can’t even see me
Vampire thralls falling down (Shatter for the crown)
Vampire leader wears a gown
They don’t wanna know us now
Glathokus castle crumbling down
Travel to the glacier and return to ground
They don’t wanna know us now