Rydoth was our guide when we first saw you Close my eyes and remembrance comes We're holding there 'Neath portcullis in the summer air See us stealth, see us fail, arrow slits, Swift make our way through goblin hordes T's quarter staff swings Violence it brings Please ya witness Gunx, as he blows three goblins, And Maledicta says, "Keep thy distance beefy Gob" Yegg was servin' by the fire Says "Beware Lhupo", thus we did Tolarin, stealth us made sure we were not alone Blood covered alter, black cloth, made of stone They'll pay the price, knife, sensor and chalice, Time to head to East? FoC just said yes Jorad snuck West checkin' rooms as he found them Then Grick worm dropped, Brick's lookin' grim Hew cut the air Worm soon to be relieved of all it's cares, oh, oh 'Cause we were Foc, we were blastin' Eldritch, And a chokehold said "Stay away from all my friends" Acid dropping from our hands Jim from Cooking beggin' "nothin' here to know" Cragmaw Horse, takin' Grick stew in through the door Hobgoblin's waitin', soon they'll be on the floor Jorad's the damage prince, Gunx damage princess, It's a death story, Hobby just says "blecch" Brick, please save me, elf and bugbear, here to kill, New elf love is difficult, but's real Thunderwave effective, make it out of this mess Danuk the White's there? I cannot say yes Oh, oh We got tired of slaying Danuk wasn't really there Wolf out the window fading And we saved Rockseeker at the edge of time, and I sang Cragmaw, we will clear you, even though we're far from home Kept you waiting, but you knew that we would come Sexy elf in my head? Not knowing what to think Purple mass on the ground vanished inside a ring And sang, "Cragmaw Story", Goblins never going home, Yegg is excepted and that's all we really know Talkin' to Yegg we'll still make a friend yet It's a Cragmaw Story, Jim the Cook just say "Yes" Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, Rydoth was our guide when we first saw you